RT @hondanhon: like, see this, uh, surveillance platform from a couple years ago:
Retinal recognition for the brown eye
like, see this, uh, surveillance platform from a couple years ago:
Science has gone too far.
Home is where the toilet identifies your poop passage
RT @blenster: This was supposed to just be a joke: https://t.co/EumYt2798G Why did they build it?
Já já vocês serão convocados para terem sua Cúgital coletada.
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
¿Por qué? Es lo único que quiero saber en este momento.
RT @blenster: This was supposed to just be a joke: https://t.co/EumYt2798G Why did they build it?
This was supposed to just be a joke: https://t.co/EumYt2798G Why did they build it?
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
my plan to fool facial recognition by putting groucho glasses on my arse and walking everywhere on my hands has been foiled, damn it
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
This seems fine
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @HKalodimos: Guy who refuses to use public toilets because he’s afraid of identity theft.
I was going to worry about privacy violations, but this is just baffling. @Iwillleavenow have you seen this??
RT @HKalodimos: Guy who refuses to use public toilets because he’s afraid of identity theft.
Guy who refuses to use public toilets because he’s afraid of identity theft.
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
RT @batsdingerbonds: analprint scan
analprint scan
RT @KiefoNilsson: [Extremely JFK voice] To be a "Stanford Man" is an enviable distinction
Not sure if this would interfere with my bidet or if I would want one, but sounds better than completing a standard stool test. Lost 4 a while ☮️♥️
[Extremely JFK voice] To be a "Stanford Man" is an enviable distinction
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights http…
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
Dismantle the surveillance state.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Attn: @toiletovhell
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
Ummm ok
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
I've read this thread. Now you have to, I'm not living with it on my own.
big tech must be Stopped
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
RT @christapeterso: my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
my sister learned about this toilet because stanford put in their periodic email about faculty research highlights
אנחנו חיים בזמנים מופלאים
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Literally beyond parody. I wonder if the butthole department down at Stanford knew this was supposed to be funny https://t.co/xqgfmwCA1C
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Du @rabensteiner3 - das solltest unbedingt ins Programm aufnehmen!
RT @BenJarso: What a time to be alive
RT @natBME: #18: A mountable toilet system for personalized health monitoring via the analysis of excreta https://t.co/wnDnyhIBOa https://…
#18: A mountable toilet system for personalized health monitoring via the analysis of excreta https://t.co/wnDnyhIBOa https://t.co/81M4KZx172
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Wtf
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
If for some unknown and difficult to imagine reason you want the full details of how the toilet camera AI system works it is available here https://t.co/8iWa3LJowI
เรื่องขี้ๆ https://t.co/j9KaWNU9CP
I am annoyed they didn't call their nature paper "nature calling" when it's about toilets.
RT @tomwestland: @ggooooddddoogg @rosensymmetri u joke however https://t.co/17sW0bGo23
why
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
https://t.co/CPs9AARauj natureの解説 https://t.co/ULJ4F4sJF8 コメント:便利でも管理社会前進 五官五感を駆使したヒトの感覚・心身の一層の退化をもたらす 自己チェックしなくなるriskも 現代生活・過剰コロナ対策(マスクで口鼻・常在菌消毒・ソーシャルdistance)でより五感退化→より易悪化 https://t.co/I0aSEcJjCp
@louisanicola_ It was gonna happen eventually... just needed a big toilet manufacturer to go for it. And of course, has to have analprint identification https://t.co/AjLrOBAmuF https://t.co/oWKTG4g9vi
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
😭
oldie but why?
SOMEONE INVENTED BUTTHOLE ID I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW https://t.co/dPoe2zN6fY
Park, Sm., Won, D.D., Lee, B.J. et al. A mountable toilet system for personalized health monitoring via the analysis of excreta. Nat Biomed Eng 4, 624–635 (2020). https://t.co/SCQh2rWByc
RT @clapifyoulikeme: "Analprint scan" is an absolutely cursed pairing of words https://t.co/wJdruANEqV
RT @_r_netsec: Number-two-factor Authentication https://t.co/wmBS6WXBRL
They'll leave no hole untouched for data collection. Gulp!
RT @_r_netsec: Number-two-factor Authentication https://t.co/wmBS6WXBRL
RT @_r_netsec: Number-two-factor Authentication https://t.co/wmBS6WXBRL
RT @_r_netsec: Number-two-factor Authentication https://t.co/wmBS6WXBRL
Number-two-factor Authentication https://t.co/wmBS6WXBRL
poop-factor authetication
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Wasn’t there literally a bit about this on some late-night comedy thing?
They never put this in Sci Fi...
Brave new world....
RT @clapifyoulikeme: "Analprint scan" is an absolutely cursed pairing of words https://t.co/wJdruANEqV
RT @clapifyoulikeme: "Analprint scan" is an absolutely cursed pairing of words
RT @clapifyoulikeme: "Analprint scan" is an absolutely cursed pairing of words https://t.co/wJdruANEqV
RT @nextflownet: Juuri mitä tarvitsinkin.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…