I can only think of two words: Holy Shit
the stanford analprint says i have a perfect pussy 😇
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
using the international ass print database to confirm my identity at the airport
opinions are like assholes the feds want to see yours
RT @LericDax: it's all fun and games until the ass print machine reports you at the scene of the crime on March 10th at 9:00 p.m. to the FBI
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
it's all fun and games until the ass print machine reports you at the scene of the crime on March 10th at 9:00 p.m. to the FBI
frankly surprised how many of you missed it the first time that the ass print machine came around
RT @nagromxx: i can do this too
RT @nagromxx: i can do this too
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
This might just be my conservative Midwestern sensibilities, but I don't really want a toilet to recognize me. What will it do with that information?
Imagine going to someplace new and you really have to 💩 and the toilet asks you to create a profile first and take scans of your butt hole. Try holding in that one
i hope they can finger us too
@Renezzbro Por que vas a lo anal lógico cuando puedes ir a lo digital?? https://t.co/QCTxMdrBSE
RT @nagromxx: i can do this too
Analprint Scan > Amnesia Scanner
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Dick so good my toilet doesn’t recognise me
Sin duda, una investigación de mierda 🤣🤣🤣 via @mvlg76 y @CrazyFeelingFB Fijo le encanta a @edukrator e @Indomitus8
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RT @qualentic: şaka gelmiyo aklıma imdat yetişin
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Publicado en Nature ... @CrazyFeelingFB si es que donde hay pasta ...
They'll do everything with a toilet except have it be one that washes your ass...the fuck is an anal print 😭😭
I fucking love science
Barrelling out of the Kremlin's master bathroom, bullets wizzing past my bare cheeks. I rip off the latex butthole to reveal it was I, Ethan Hunt's butthole the entire time!
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
BIIIIIIIIP !!!! 2FA AUTH ERROR !!! NOT THE GOOD ASS !!!
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
I think we should no longer use facial recognition to identify people and start using this. All criminals and fugitives must use toilets. You can change your face with plastic surgery, burn off your fingerprints. BUT YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR ANALPRINT.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Literally this 8 year old adult swim sketch https://t.co/JIIP2Ctosn
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
How am I supposed to get laid now?
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
They just publish anything huh
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @Andreslorite1: Ni Asimov vio venir esto
RT @nagromxx: i can do this too
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @nagromxx: i can do this too
RT @nagromxx: i can do this too
RT @nagromxx: i can do this too
i can do this too
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
В Стэнфорде хоть кто-то делом занят
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
*finishing glass of whiskey (neat), affixing my readers back onto the bridge of my nose* ahhh yes…but does it account for the hemmy factor ?
going off the grid and to Little Tony's Underground Ass Emporium to get fillers injected into my asshole
RT @KWholesaler: Giving my asshole that shot Tom Cruise uses in Minority Report to distort his face so I can poop undetected
WTF!!!
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Gonna rig one of these with an ejector seat for when guests try to take a dump at my house
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Have to love when Adult Swim Infomercials come to life. https://t.co/CRpcFrvSpv
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
How dare they defile the sanctity of true love like this
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
"sir, we're getting a strange reading on this one. computer... enhance. enhance again..." https://t.co/DKdkNACgth
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @freyatta: the cybernetic regime is scanning our buttholes
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
RT @kohantoys: -En el futuro cercano, la inteligencia artificial provocará que muchos trabajadores se vuelvan obsoletos -La inteligencia a…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA. https://t.co/UL9QMlFvSy
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
Did they have to show the diagram of the butthole….
there’s a funny tweet here… gonna circle back on it though
RT @_josephromero: I tried to warn you guys. It’s only a matter of time now. #Resist https://t.co/nB4lsk0p5U
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RT @skittishprey: resist https://t.co/Tpi7wycICA
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
I tried to warn you guys. It’s only a matter of time now. #Resist https://t.co/nB4lsk0p5U
I'd have to try it out myself to see if this is a good thing, or if it's an invasion of my privates information.
How to protect your own Analprint ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣