What the fuck was joking a week ago about pitching this exact idea on Shark Tank and it already exists
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
Can you hack this?
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Having read a letter sent to UWS I can think of one arse that this might have struggled with.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @CarlCarlerson: I FUCKING TOLD YOU https://t.co/ooh1rta8t0
I FUCKING TOLD YOU https://t.co/ooh1rta8t0
I was alive the day the arsehole scanning toilet was invented. It's all I ever dreamed of as a child.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
@internetofshit
Analprint scan
Hahahahahahha oh gods my very, very petty response to this is #GoBears
The internet of shit.
Minority Report would be a very different movie in this timeline
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
Nothing is sacred 😵 plus we need to rename private parts
RT @DethVeggie: I don't think I like this new 2FA.
Number 2 factor assthentication
RT @kvnrogan: it's so fucked up when "AI" really just becomes a tool to take away people's jobs
RT @SweatieAngle: Black sun esoteric butthole
RT @SweatieAngle: Black sun esoteric butthole
I don't think I like this new 2FA.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Black sun esoteric butthole
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Looking forward to the class-action lawsuit under the Illinois Biometric act. LEGAL NOTICE: Do you shit? In a toilet? Your asshole may have been scanned and saved without your knowledge, and you may be entitled to compensation.
New frontiers in forensic science!
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @KWholesaler: Giving my asshole that shot Tom Cruise uses in Minority Report to distort his face so I can poop undetected
Instead of a bidet Americans do shit like this for toilets. (Pun very much intended)
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Science has gone too far
RT @KWholesaler: Giving my asshole that shot Tom Cruise uses in Minority Report to distort his face so I can poop undetected
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Stanford appropriating queer culture from the apps
Anus camera. Well that's two words I hoped never to hear in my lifetime.
Did a cat build this?
An ‘analprint’ scan An ‘analprint’ scan
Stanford is not a sex offender
The global suffering from the last 2 years is God's punishment after humanity went too far
Why?
RT @ginfueledbrat: Imagine sitting on the toilet like "I know you know it's me" https://t.co/l2FhMcQibd
Dear Character and Fitness...
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
RT @QuinnCat13: The end is near
RT @HKalodimos: Guy who refuses to use public toilets because he’s afraid of identity theft.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @TSpadaro91: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
RT @ginfueledbrat: Imagine sitting on the toilet like "I know you know it's me" https://t.co/l2FhMcQibd
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
Has anyone asked them where they got their AI training dataset from? 🤨
you, a smart: tech will save us! tech:
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
This was an adult swim bit wasn't it?
The end is near
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
RT @KiefoNilsson: [Extremely JFK voice] To be a "Stanford Man" is an enviable distinction
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @ds_m4riano: We need less data protection to unleash the power of data and promote innovation. LITERALLY what they mean by innovation:
We need less data protection to unleash the power of data and promote innovation. LITERALLY what they mean by innovation:
And I just bought a new toilet.
Wat.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
I can't even ...
I'm having trouble seeing the benefit here, but I can think of all kinds of problems!
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Just no.
Excellent, just in time for Valentines Day
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @Iwillleavenow: The biometric data absolutely no one asked for.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Moloch is hunting you, friend. Keep moving, and disguise your butthole.
RT @hondanhon: like, see this, uh, surveillance platform from a couple years ago: https://t.co/VittqKJXjo
This tweet is 2 years old, why is there still no Amazon Basics analprint scanning toilets w/Alexa? 😡