You can get away with putting cameras in the shitter if you have tenure.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @ylecun: ConvNets going down the toilet for the good of humanity. Literally. Not figuratively.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
which porn site did they steal this idea from?
"It's hanging down in pleats!"
usar deep learning pra analisar o cocô dela
Umm
Only God can know what my butthole looks like
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
RT @doctorow: A group led by Stanford med researchers have just published a paper describing a data-collecting "precision health smart toil…
RT @oliviasolon: I look forward to the privacy debate over butthole biometrics https://t.co/foID0KxFOt
RT @pcolomes: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ #id_IoT https://t.co/nRWAtRy4ig
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
RT @nudeobama: hacking my neighbors wifi toilet to steal his anal identification info
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Wait.. what?? And why?? 🤷🏻♀️
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Butthole recognition is the kind of game-changing hi tech my alma mater is famous for inventing.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @ghosteggs: Rectinal Scanner. https://t.co/jN1zCUFl0l
RT @nudeobama: hacking my neighbors wifi toilet to steal his anal identification info https://t.co/Bc3zMBj6fa
Hey, @adultswim got ripped off by @Stanford scientists and published in @nature. For fecal analysis and anal fingerprinting. sigh. Long, long sigh. Paper from 2020 https://t.co/pomRMjzOtZ Skit from 2014 https://t.co/dvRAEEVGwQ https://t.co/Chn0fPY
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @underthebreach: The person who trained the AI for this must have seen more assholes than a manager in a BMW car dealership 😂 https://t.…
Que necesidad tiene el inodoro de conocer al usuario?
Ohh Shit 😬😬
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
When this gets to the Mission Impossible movies it's gonna be awkwaaaaaaaaaard with the printing of assmasks, and dramatic reveals...
RT @CarlosAntonioMZ: @lablegal101
RT @EricTopol: Taking a bathroom break from #COVID19 to go to the smart toilet, which uses deep learning #AI to analyze all of one's excrem…
Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very heaven!
RT @CT_Bergstrom: Stanford researchers have invented a smart toilet where "each user of the toilet is identified through...the distinctive…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
ہم پنجابیوں کے پہلے پد سے ہی اندر لگے سارے سنسر سرکٹ سمیت اُڑ جائیں گے 😁!
A toilet seat that diagnoses you with bottom
🤢
RT @ylecun: ConvNets going down the toilet for the good of humanity. Literally. Not figuratively.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @nudeobama: hacking my neighbors wifi toilet to steal his anal identification info https://t.co/Bc3zMBj6fa
RT @rob_sheridan: Imagining a dystopian sci-fi themed porn where the only way for resistance fighters to evade oppressive government survei…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @CT_Bergstrom: Stanford researchers have invented a smart toilet where "each user of the toilet is identified through...the distinctive…
really looking forward to seeing the adversarial attacks against this classifier
Buttcam....😱
I have a lot of questions, but I also do not want answers to any of those questions.
I don't like the 2FA implications of this...
But what if you tear up someone’s ass with the D (beyond all recognition)??? Asking for a friend.
RT @CT_Bergstrom: Stanford researchers have invented a smart toilet where "each user of the toilet is identified through...the distinctive…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @i8br: We used to propose membership cards with this biometric data on it as at every single one of the annual members meetings lol http…
RT @GwendolynneP: Imagine being sent a letter to participate in a study or trial where taking pictures of ur butthole is mandatory.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @MartinDotNet: This is why April fool's doesn't work anymore. https://t.co/mc7ZCgyHCT
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @whoisfunkykong: ugh now i gotta sand off my asshole prints as well as my fingerprints
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @ylecun: ConvNets going down the toilet for the good of humanity. Literally. Not figuratively.
@DrEvenstein @KingDingaLing68 won’t recognize it after you bleach it Kory
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @callin_bull: Stanford researchers have invented a smart toilet where "each user of the toilet is identified through...the distinctive f…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @mostlyinane: this is literally why computer scientists should be stopped
Anal AI
😦
Not sure if this is a good idea…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
This was the last piece of information the androids needed to defeat us.
What a time to be alive
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
能通过菊花辨识你的身份的马桶………🤨
RT @The_Slavsquatch: The Benthamite Panopticon rendering the butthole legible for surveillance.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @CT_Bergstrom: Stanford researchers have invented a smart toilet where "each user of the toilet is identified through...the distinctive…
Butt-rensics
News I didn't know I needed
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
They named it DAAN because it never forgets an asshole
the surveillance state is getting increasingly weird....
Hey @1Password you folks on this for version 8?
@mundowdg, prepárate que llega el iPoo...
RT @ylecun: ConvNets going down the toilet for the good of humanity. Literally. Not figuratively. https://t.co/8iW5uxsDOg