RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
There's only one question: Does my bum look big in this? @ArabellaWeir where do I forward the royalty payments too? 🙂
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Девушки, я уверяю вас, скан вашего очка необходим для диагностики рака прямой кишки и меланомы
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
No puedo esperar a que alguien lo use como segundo factor de autenticación
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
I need badly to read the privacy policy for this one
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Emm, it seems adult swim is sponsoring this research... Or maybe Rick Sanchez himself.
No thanks. Anything but connected toilets !
El futuro es hoy 😵💫
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @sethvargo: I look forward to reviewing the Privacy Policy.
RT @sethvargo: I look forward to reviewing the Privacy Policy.
😱😂How did I not know about this?
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
I look forward to reviewing the Privacy Policy.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
This was unironically an adult swim joke infomercial how is it real
Девушка, я вас где-то видел
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @dirkriehle: Another reason to work on upper leg strenght to never have to sit down
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
WHAT PROBLEM ARE YOU SOLVING?!
Another reason to work on upper leg strenght to never have to sit down
Smart pipe is now real!!!! https://t.co/95uOGEUVTq
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
این مقاله که تو نیچر چاپ شده شما رو بر اساس شکل، مشخصات و خصوصیات عضلات مقعد شناسایی میکنه و اگه چیز مشکوک یا بیماری ببینه هشدار میده ... دنیا داره به سمت عجیبی میره :))
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
Una cámara en el inodoro conectada a internet ¿Qué podría salir mal? 🙄 @internetofshit @internetofshits
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
"is my washlet spying on my butthole?" is something I never thought would cross my mind
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
holy fuck they actually made smartpipe @adultswim y’all should get royalties off of this
Wat.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
Wow 4 cameras butthole-scanner. Imagine the possibilities 😅
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @thinkpanda404: Maybe I overreacted the use cases for older people that can't have direct access to care officials all the time might ma…
Maybe I overreacted the use cases for older people that can't have direct access to care officials all the time might make good use of this https://t.co/Z4zGRCgPjZ
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
The future is now
Image analysis.
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
I was a techno-optimist right up until this moment
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Toilet time is my favourite activity of the day. These people shouldn't take it away abeg 😔
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
This is the definition of scientific shitposting.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @carolynporco: Stanford is clearly getting too much research money. (v @JakubKonecki )
And everyone was so concerned about facial recognition 🙄
RT @carolynporco: Stanford is clearly getting too much research money. (v @JakubKonecki )
Are they like fingerprints and everyone's are unique then?
Biyometrik tanılamada çığır açan gelişme: "ben adamı götünden tanırım"
Tecnologia disruptiva!
RT @carolynporco: Stanford is clearly getting too much research money. (v @JakubKonecki )
I can imagine some employers buying these and tracking how long individual employees spend on the toilet
RT @carolynporco: Stanford is clearly getting too much research money. (v @JakubKonecki )
Stanford is clearly getting too much research money. (v @JakubKonecki )
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
someone, somewhere, has to curate that data set...
Shit
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
What a time to be alive…
The next step is to replace fingerprints with asshole pics.
RT @thechriskidd: Another time I first thought this has to be @helloSnafu @Kerr_Cow__ @iAmTyrannical @IAmClown3 false flag
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
I’d like to speak with the product manager on this team, I have many questions. https://t.co/awbbQVuOpK
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @thechriskidd: Another time I first thought this has to be @helloSnafu @Kerr_Cow__ @iAmTyrannical @IAmClown3 false flag
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
Cagamos
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @val_to_string: I don't talk about my work on Twitter, but people who know, know 😭 https://t.co/ioX8sFCsId
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…