RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
For what fucking purpose?
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
@realarchbernard is this our next step...?
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Science is amazing. I never knew we needed to automate photographing this & build machine learning systems to hmm analyse the pictures.
@jeffcannata @acarboni @Stephanie_YDWN
RT @nudeobama: hacking my neighbors wifi toilet to steal his anal identification info
RT @troyhunt: This is a breach I really don’t want to see...
I'm sure you login via Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg has his finger in everything.
RT @ftrain: Wow talk about logging on https://t.co/DANWknL7nO
RT @FlorianGallwitz: Mustererkennung am Limit https://t.co/fdGqE5KIXO
Can we track down the poor patent illustrator responsible for this fundamental piece of work
STANFORD STOP
Bitte laß es einen verspäteten Aprilscherz sein! 😬
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @blaine_hunter: “I’m sorry asshole no. 6-83747. You’ve already used up your public allowance of 100 sheets of toilet paper per week. I’m…
Who says late stage capitalism is exhausted and that the possibilities for human progress are marginalist in a corporatist neo-fascist merging of state power with ossified oligarchic financial vultures? Not me! We are one step closer to buttpay @mattcharri
What the fuck?
RT @CT_Bergstrom: Stanford researchers have invented a smart toilet where "each user of the toilet is identified through...the distinctive…
Après Face ID... Butt ID. #PasDeFarce En jargon scientifique: "A mountable toilet system for personalized health monitoring via the analysis of excreta"
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Analprint scan Lisa needs braces Analprint scan Lisa needs br…
Wtffff isssthisshitmygodddd
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Errrm, that means you have to be "the right butthole"? 😳😳😳
What?
This has honestly made me laugh so much that I almost woke Ben up.
Why? No one needs this data.
RT @Grady_Booch: Is there new category of images in https://t.co/plGrbVADYn?
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
RT @EricTopol: Taking a bathroom break from #COVID19 to go to the smart toilet, which uses deep learning #AI to analyze all of one's excrem…
RT @rob_sheridan: Imagining a dystopian sci-fi themed porn where the only way for resistance fighters to evade oppressive government survei…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Waiting for a news title about hackers stealing millions of butthole scans
Why are you like this?
RT @doctorow: A group led by Stanford med researchers have just published a paper describing a data-collecting "precision health smart toil…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Tecnología biométrica...
"Welcome home, Boss Hole."
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @RampCapitalLLC: 1970: By the year 2020 we will have flying cars. 2020:
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Authentication...
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
The timeline we live on is super weird man.
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
"Each user of the (smart) toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm, and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server." - I had to find out what an anoderm was. - That figure in
RT @ylecun: ConvNets going down the toilet for the good of humanity. Literally. Not figuratively.
RT @ylecun: ConvNets going down the toilet for the good of humanity. Literally. Not figuratively.
A new frontier in positive identification. #Butthunter
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @jackiecarbajal: Only God can know what my butthole looks like
Not something you see every day.
There's a joke about data privacy and compliance somewhere. I hope that bidet has a robust firewall.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @CT_Bergstrom: Stanford researchers have invented a smart toilet where "each user of the toilet is identified through...the distinctive…
This is just what I need, my toilet letting out a heavy sigh as I sit down on it.
RT @oliviasolon: I look forward to the privacy debate over butthole biometrics https://t.co/foID0KxFOt
Oh @CaitHaus
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @nudeobama: hacking my neighbors wifi toilet to steal his anal identification info
I cannot wait until I have to 2-factor these stupid things
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
This was literally my reaction to the phrase "four butthole cameras" 2020 is a hell of a drug https://t.co/qYtub0R1H5
ובכן....
RT @doctorow: A group led by Stanford med researchers have just published a paper describing a data-collecting "precision health smart toil…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @rob_sheridan: Imagining a dystopian sci-fi themed porn where the only way for resistance fighters to evade oppressive government survei…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @nudeobama: hacking my neighbors wifi toilet to steal his anal identification info
RT @clapifyoulikeme: "Analprint scan" is an absolutely cursed pairing of words
@adultswim predicted the future https://t.co/ssihV1WByp
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Ringerprints
Don't?
RT @rob_sheridan: Imagining a dystopian sci-fi themed porn where the only way for resistance fighters to evade oppressive government survei…
There's a lot of Stanford assholes in my timeline rn, and I finally mean that literally. #analprint
RT @internetofshit: TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️ https://t.co/4QhTyGQ1MV
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Suddenly all those headless Grindr nudes are a lot less anonymous
خیلی دوست دارم ببینم چجوری شفاهی ارائه میدن این رو.
RT @rob_sheridan: Imagining a dystopian sci-fi themed porn where the only way for resistance fighters to evade oppressive government survei…
You can get away with putting cameras in the shitter if you have tenure.