RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @Sky_Warp: והיום בחדשות המדע (פורסם בנייצ׳ר, כן?): אוניברסיטת סטנפורד פיתחה אסלה אלקטרונית שמזהה באמצעות מצלמה את פי הטבעת האישי שלך בשב…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
פיד בידה
אם זו הייתה למידה עמוקה המצלמה לא הייתה נשארת על האסלה.
אם סובלים מעצירות אז לוחצים על "שכחתי סיסמה"?
לא יודע מה איתכם, כשהאסלה מזהה אותי היא מכשכשת בניאגרה.
RT @Sky_Warp: והיום בחדשות המדע (פורסם בנייצ׳ר, כן?): אוניברסיטת סטנפורד פיתחה אסלה אלקטרונית שמזהה באמצעות מצלמה את פי הטבעת האישי שלך בשב…
RT @Sky_Warp: והיום בחדשות המדע (פורסם בנייצ׳ר, כן?): אוניברסיטת סטנפורד פיתחה אסלה אלקטרונית שמזהה באמצעות מצלמה את פי הטבעת האישי שלך בשב…
והיום בחדשות המדע (פורסם בנייצ׳ר, כן?): אוניברסיטת סטנפורד פיתחה אסלה אלקטרונית שמזהה באמצעות מצלמה את פי הטבעת האישי שלך בשביל לנטר את ״מרקם היציאות״, כחלק ממחקר אורך ומעקב רפואי ע״פ הצורך. ואני רק חושב על מי שהיה צריך לאמן את אלגוריתם הלמידה העמוקה פה.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @MannevanderZee: Veel betrouwbaarder dan vingerscan!
Doe dan toch maar de Chinese facial recognition...
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Veel betrouwbaarder dan vingerscan!
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Well of course they did.
https://t.co/4L5pIUh3Sv It os really amazing that someone just joked about it because this is, pardon my pun, a shitty thing to do. This is so absurd that when people want to parody the overuse of smaet devices in our life, they chose this example.
We are living in a future that we couldn’t have possibly conceived of
RT @tsonipeled: @GI_Pearls @EndoCollabcom @Samir_Grover don't forget to run the analprint so you can be sure you examined the correct patie…
@GI_Pearls @EndoCollabcom @Samir_Grover don't forget to run the analprint so you can be sure you examined the correct patient https://t.co/dMlKdoMa0e
@mathowie Like this one where “Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm, and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server.”? https://t.co/5DlydnkPbF
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Chotto Matte — https://t.co/h0UuESL7vA
Only assholes will buy this amirite
RT @SaadMaan15: *Siri voice* : "Welcom back Mr Abbasi! Good to have you over" @ElectionLegal
*Siri voice* : "Welcom back Mr Abbasi! Good to have you over" @ElectionLegal
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Thinking about Stanford’s analprint toilet and wondering why Bezos hasn’t yet made us an Alexa Ring toilet
Analprint scan (biometrics) and some potential applications: "The toilet may find uses in the screening, diagnosis and longitudinal monitoring of specific patient populations" #AIAct #highrisk #humaint https://t.co/lbbrqxJr59
A mountable toilet system for personalized health monitoring via the analysis of excreta https://t.co/8y7MqUuhMf
RT @R34lB0rg: Soweit bekannt ist, hat der nukleare Football einen Netzhaut-Scanner. Ich glaube das sollte man ändern.
Thanks to this thread, I have seen significantly more buttholes than I was planning to today (my plan was 0).
Soweit bekannt ist, hat der nukleare Football einen Netzhaut-Scanner. Ich glaube das sollte man ändern.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
@rodriseiandrea @High_Core @paco_peluca @Nopanaden esto es la mafia multinacional apoderándose de nuestras vidas señores, quieren tener controlado lo que comes, lo que dices, lo que haces, con quien te relacionas, a donde vas, lo que tienes, lo que cagas..
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
Encouraging to hear that gastro conferences are as wild as urology ones
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
Et ce ne sont même pas des japonais !
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
RT @heykatray: Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets an…
Only at #DDW2022 - when your first session of the day is on smart toilets and you see videos of poo dropping into toilets and anal prints used to identify study participants 💩 and the more serious paper behind it @natBME https://t.co/NXEkDW58Pb
From fingerprint and facial recognition to wait...what...analprint?! There. There. Technology will save us.
@POTUS @SAMMPOTUS Shameful How our government flush 💰 Be the first to send your friends an analprint. With Dr. Fauci $7 millions Smart Toilet Equipped with artificial intelligence and three cameras, one to identify the user’s analprint #ConstitutionPartyU
RT @semper1337: If an AI pushes deepfaked reconstructions of the buttholes at my local Arby's from cameras that were installed by a boston…
i can do this for free
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
Older post. Can't believe i only hear about this now. Fabulous. Do i want to know the purpose tho🙈
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
y qué hace con los que tienen almorranas porque yo personalmente cada vez que voy al baño tengo un ano distinto
For Democrats that refuse carrying voting ID, Stanford has you covered.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
Race to the bottom.
RT @LewSOS: I understand they are also hiring analysts
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
Technology will save us.
RT @RationalWiki: the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
I understand they are also hiring analysts
the ultimate use case for AI: anal phrenology
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @sethvargo: I look forward to reviewing the Privacy Policy.
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
RT @Jeff_in_3D: holy fuck they actually made smartpipe @adultswim y’all should get royalties off of this
RT @boredabdel: No thanks. Anything but connected toilets !
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
When the lie you came up with to explain why you were looking at porn at work gets completely out of hand.
CLOUD BASED HEALTH PORTAL THAT STORES PHOTOS OF YOUR ANUS this can only end well if this is how I have to wake up on Monday suffer with me
In my childhood I was dreaming about flying cars, lift to the moon, but all we get is connected toilet with butthole scanner… that is the future we deserve ☹️
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @nicolefv: I never thought we’d need to have a real, actual discussion of privacy implications of butthole-identification and privacy (a…
RT @christapeterso: In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7 https://t…
You can literally get a research grant for anything nowadays 😂
The day the police identify me by the butthole prints I leave at the scene is the day I deserve to be caught.
Don't we all know at least one gay who can do this already?